Verse 1 – “Bennie and the Jets”:
Hey kids, shake it loose together
(The spotlight’s hitting something)
That’s been known to change the weather
We’ll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
Gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound yeah

Chorus – “Bennie and the Jets”:
Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet?
Oh baby they’re so stressed out
Bennie and the Jets
‘Cause they’re weird an they’re wonderful
Oh, Bennie, she’s really keen
She’s got electric boots a mohair suit
You know you read it in a magazine

Outro:
Oh! Bennie and the Jets
Bennie On The Rocks
(Or something like that)
Bennie smokes rocks
(“Probably”)
‘Cause it was the seventies