Nirvana

Nirvana – Floyd the Barber

Verse 1:
Bell on door clangs, come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down chair, don’t be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

Chorus:
I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shaved

Verse 2:
Barney ties me to the chair
I can’t see, I’m really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips

Chorus:
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

Guitar Solo

Verse 3:
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bee’s muff

Chorus:
I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shamed

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