Verse 1:
I can’t hide, no, on the mantle
I’m not sad until I’m home
It’s the season, I’m all reason
I have seen all I have grown

Chorus:
Sheared at the seams
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
And not seen
And not seen
And not seen
Cheat on me
At the seams

Verse 2:
I’m a lantern, I’m a planter
I set something in the garden
In the handle, on the mantle
I love Santa, I met God

Chorus:
Sheared at the seams
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
At the seams
At the seams
At the seams
Cheat on me

Guitar Solo

Verse 3:
I’m a lady
Can you save me?
It’s the sulfur
I have grown
‘Tis the season
I’m all reason
I have fleas
So run on home

Chorus:
Sheared at the seams
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
Cheat on me
At the seams
At the seams
Cheat on me